Friday, May 22, 2009

Lesson 3: All you need is little bit of courage.

Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the 'job hopper' (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it.... well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the 'company loyal' employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys - the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:


Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years? A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.


Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009? A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003 when the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a year without job and with compromises.


Q: Which number of job was that? A: That was my third job.


Q: So from Jan 2003 to Jan 2009, in 6 years, you have changed 8 jobs to make the count as 10 jobs in 14 years? A: I had no other option. In my first 8 years of professional life, I had worked only for 2 organizations thinking that jobs are deserved after lot of hard work and one should stay with an employer company to justify the saying 'employer loyalty'. But I was an idiot.


Q: Why do you say so? A: My salary in the first 8 years went up only marginally. I could not save enough and also, I had thought that I had a 'permanent' job, so I need not worry about 'what will I do if I lose my job'. I could never imagine losing a job because of economic slowdown and not because of my performance. That was January 2002.


Q: Can you brief on what happened between January 2003 and 2009. A: Well, I had learnt my lessons of being 'company loyal' and not 'money earning and saving loyal'. But then you can save enough only when you earn enough. So I shifted my loyalty towards money making and saving - I changed 8 jobs in 6 years assuring all my interviewers about my stability.


Q: So you lied to your interviewers; you had already planned to change the job for which you were being interviewed on a particular day? A: Yes, you can change jobs only when the market is up and companies are hiring. You tell me - can I get a job now because of the slowdown? No. So one should change jobs for higher salaries only when the market is up because that is the only time when companies hire and can afford the expected salaries.


Q: What have you gained by doing such things? A: That's the question I was waiting for. In Jan 2003, I had a fixed salary (without variables) of say Rs. X p.a. In January 2009, my salary was 8X. So assuming my salary was Rs.3 lakh p.a. in Jan 2003, my last drawn salary in Jan 2009 was Rs.24 lakh p.a. (without variable). I never bothered about variable as I had no intention to stay for 1 year and go through the appraisal process to wait for the company to give me a hike.


Q: So you decided on your own hike? A: Yes, in 2003, I could see the slowdown coming again in future like it had happened in 2001-02. Though I was not sure by when the next slowdown would come, I was pretty sure I wanted a 'debt-free' life before being laid off again. So I planned my hike targets on a yearly basis without waiting for the year to complete.


Q: So are you debt-free now? A: Yes, I earned so much by virtue of job changes for money and spent so little that today I have a loan free 2 BR flat (1200 sq. feet) plus a loan free big car without bothering about any EMIs. I am laid off too but I do not complain at all. If I have laid off companies for money, it is OK if a company lays me off because of lack of money.


Q: Who is complaining? A: All those guys who are not getting a job to pay their EMIs off are complaining. They had made fun of me saying I am a job hopper and do not have any company loyalty. Now I ask them what they gained by their company loyalty; they too are laid off like me and pass comments to me - why will you bother about us, you are already debt-free. They were still in the bracket of 12-14 lakh p.a. when they were laid off.


Q: What is your advice to professionals? A: Like Narayan Murthy had said - love your job and not your company because you never know when your company will stop loving you. In the same lines, love yourself and your family needs more than the company's needs. Companies can keep coming and going; family will always remain the same. Make money for yourself first and simultaneously make money for the company, not the other way around.


Q: What is your biggest pain point with companies? A: When a company does well, its CEO etc will address the entire company saying, 'well done guys, it is YOUR company, keep up the hard work, I am with you." But when the slowdown happens and the company does not do so well, the same CEO etc will say, "It is MY company and to save the company, I have to take tough decisions including asking people to go." So think about your financial stability first; when you get laid off, your kids will complain to you and not your boss.

My View:
We as an Indian are tend to get emotionally attach with our work place and start considering it as our second home. Above dialogues remind me of two persons. First, my friend's Dad. Who works for short termed projects and move on from the company after the project is over. Second, ex-colleague of mine who has started his carrier with the company some 17 years back & still happily serving irrespective of ups and downs of company’s financial position. Though they have same kind of qualifications, the later one is still finding difficulty to meet the ends while the first one has earned all the luxuries. Well I guess it’s good to be bit selfish as far as work and job is concern. All you need is little bit of courage....

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Lesson 2: Crisis everywhere, Atleast Humor is safe


Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.Emma Ives, Dorking, Surrey, UK


How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.Sara, London, UK
What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. Niall Davidson Petch, Lincoln, UK


An elderly lady receives an e-mail from the son of a deceased (but wealthy) African general, asking whether he could transfer millions of pounds into her bank account in return for a 20% cut. All the son needs is the sort code and account number. Not realising she is the victim of a Nigerian 419 fraud, she e-mails back the details. A couple of minutes later she receives an e-mail back from the general's son: 'Icesave?!' What is this, some sort of scam?" Anthony, Paris, France
Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitation, he starts dictating, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair!"Phil, London, UK


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, and then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. Daniel, Calgary, Canada
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW'sRob, London, UK


Why did the Banker cross the road? - Because he stapled himself to the chicken.Charles Brockley, Norwich , Norfolk, UK


What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.Tom, London, UK


We've been playing office bingo with phrases like "In The Current Climate.." to see how many times we hear it in a week..Jen, Ipswich, UK


I've re-named my morning bowl of muesli at the desk Credit Crunch. Robert Fulford, London, UK


Three investment bankers are sitting outside a coffee shop, sipping glumly on their cappucinos. The first one says "It's terrible, I have lost five million on my accounts this morning, there is no way to recover my losses. When I get back inside I'm going to go past my office, up to the fifth floor, open a window and jump out" The second one says "You think that's bad; I've lost nine million on my accounts in the last hour, I have nothing left. I'm going to ride the lift all the way up to the ninth, open a window and jump out" The third one says "I'm glad our building only has fourteen floors."Bob, High Wycombe, UK


The last time Iceland had a crash like this aisle three was closed all day.Stuart Harley, West Malvern, UK


Q: Why are all MBAs going back to school?A: To ask for their money back.G. Reinis, Lafayette, CA USA


I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" Mine or the banks?Pyers Symon, Worcester


What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common? They both have frozen assetsStuart Harley, West Malvern, UK


Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word - goodbye.Nigel Macarthur, London, UK


What is a banker's favourite chocolate bar? A credit crunchie!Susanna Page, Chiddingfold, UK


Why didn't the little boy get any pocket money this week? Cos his Mum's gone to Iceland!Susanna, Chiddingfold, UK


For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...John Green, Chessington, Surrey, UK


Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.Jez, Frodsham,UK


Funnily enough, I run a creative thinking course which uses comedy to demonstrate how novel solutions can be found. When I approached the banks with the idea of running the course for their staff, they laughed. I bet they're not laughing now...(to paraphrase Bob Hope).Ivor Tymchak, Wakefield, UK


Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."Sottovoce , Cambridge, UK


QUESTION: How do you successfully freeze your financial assets?ANSWER: Invest in an Icelandic bankMadeleine Smallman, UK


Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside Boots yesterday!Geoff


Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...David, Cambridge, UK



Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7663475.stm

Monday, July 21, 2008

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Lesson 1: How to create a Blog

First thing I learned after signing into blogspot is how to create a Blog. Well, for a computer geek like me it was a huge task; I am used to intellisense, drag-and-drop, Ctrl+C Ctrl+V, code generators cetera cetera... But for content writing of my stuff I had given lots of push-ups and sit-ups to my fingers. For a spanking new blogger, I would suggest to be clear what elements you want to put up on the page. In this way you will be focusing more on your content or design at a time, which will in turn help you save lots of efforts. Don’t put too much of think and logic in creating a blog else you’ll feel like Habit and not Hobby doing it. I just shared my experience & you are free to do whatever you feel.

Lesson Conclusion:
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking” - Arthur Bloch quotes

Lingoes used:
Habit: A monotonous repetitive task to achieve some goal.
Hobby: A mission to get inner satisfaction irrespective of any goal.
Cetera: Etc. (et cetera). My wife heard this word from an Enese guy. Don’t know whether he was Japanese or Chinese.)

Coming Soooooon.....

Since long time I was thinking to get my existence in the virtual world. Today all the planets are in perfect position to help me borning (giving birth to myself, lolz) in this world. I wish all the very best to myself and my Readers for this new eXperience (God save them from my Insanity).